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Mother-In-Law Stories
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Frequent
Fry HerTM
Mental Case For MIL
Age: 21 MIL Age: 40 something
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Frequent
Fry Her TM
- Mental Case For MIL 1 of 4 needed/Posted:
9-JUN-02
I found this web site about a month ago. And
until then, I thought I was overreacting about my MIL. I don't
even know where to start. DH and I have been married for 5 years.
Almost every fight or disagreement that we have had has had something
to do with the PILs. They are the weirdest people I have ever
seen. First of all, let me tell you a little about MIL.
She is a very insecure person. She thinks she has to control
everything her children and husband do. FIL is not allowed to
go anywhere without her. He can't even talk to his own parents
without her being right there beside him. She is sooo afraid
that he will find out that there is someone out there who is better
than her. They even work together. One time, his (female)
boss said hello to him, and she got mad because he said hello back.
But it's okay for her to flirt with all of the men around (I know
this because DH used to work with them). FIL has maybe said
5 words to me in the 6 years that I have been around. They are
very affectionate in public, which I think is very gross. They
go to the bathroom together (even in public). And no, I'm not
jealous of their relationship. I just don't enjoy seeing two
people in their 40's French kissing ALL the time. She even shaves
him. Also, she thinks she looks sooo good. She is about
5', 7", and wears a size 9. But, the way she talks, you
would think she was a movie star. I have been told by other
family members that the reason SIL is overweight is because MIL didn't
want her daughter to look better than she does. That is soooo
sick. She told me, right after I had my baby, (after I had gained
40 pounds), that she thought that I looked better that way, and that
she didn't want me to lose the weight. PLEASE!! One time,
she bought me a pair of jeans. At the same time, she bought
herself the same jeans, only she bought me a size bigger than hers
(even though we wear the same size). She said that the reason
she did so was because she tried on her jeans and they fit her just
right, so she just knew that I needed a size bigger! Can you
believe the nerve? I just said. "Thank you," and went
and tried them on - just to show her that they were way too big.
She also has this thing that every time I do something or get something,
she has to do it or get it. I went shopping and bought several
pairs of pants and shirts. Well, I made the mistake of telling
her, and she went out and bought exactly what I had gotten - plus
a pair of capri overalls that I had told her I was going back to get.
Of course I didn't go back because who wants to dress like their MIL?
I went and got my hair cut short. What did she do? She
went and got hers chopped off. I cannot stand it.
Signed - Mental Case for
MIL
(
I want my own
Frequent Fry Her TM
Page )
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Frequent
Fry Her TM
- Mental Case For MIL, 2 of 4 Needed
/Posted: 11-JUL-02
MIL thinks she can do anything. FIL is a mechanic,
so she knows everything about cars. A couple of months ago,
I was on my way back to work when I had a blowout on the interstate.
I had my cell phone with me, but of course it was dead. So,
there I was sitting on the side of interstate, nowhere near an exit,
with a flat tire. Finally, after sitting there for about 2 hours,
a cop stopped and changed the tire for me. Later that evening,
DH called MIL (his daily check in with them) and mentioned it to her.
She said, "She doesn't know how to change a tire?"
Oh, that just flew all over me. Of course I know how to change
a tire. But, even the cop had a hard time getting the lug nuts
undone. But, of course, you know that she could have easily
done it. Then, to top it all off, yesterday we got a call from
SIL saying that she'd had a blowout. Well, of course, we had
to jump in the car and go to help her. We didn't even get half
way there when SIL called back and said, "Don't worry about coming,
because someone had just changed the tire and put the donut on."
But MIL and FIL were coming to drive the car home for her because
she was scared to do it. They were almost 45 minutes further
away than we were. I drove my car all day with the donut on,
but that's okay. But she couldn't. SIL is 26 years old,
and she is married. But mommy and daddy had to come to the rescue,
as always.
Signed - MIL Thinks She
Can Do Anything
( I
want my own Frequent
Fry Her TM
Page )
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Frequent
Fry Her TM
- Mental Case For MIL, 3 of 4 Needed
/Posted: 14-AUG-02
Okay, this story is about psycho MIL's even more psycho
mother. This woman has kept my children since the oldest one
was 10 months old. I was always told that she was crazy, but
I never saw her in action. Plus, I couldn't afford alternative
childcare. Anyway, the other day my 4 year old came home and
told me that GMIL had done something to my son that I didn't approve
of. Well, he tends to stretch the truth sometimes, but what
do you expect? He's 4 years old! Well, he will be going
to school in about a month, and DH and I had said that when this happens,
my 10 month old will go to daycare. I went to pick my children
up from her house the next day, and she told me that she had taken
one of my DS's toys away from him, and had given it to one of her
grandson's because DS had accidentally "torn up" one of
his toys. Plus, she told him that she was going to go to his
house, get all of his toys, and give them to her grandkids!
She told this to a 4 year old! Of course he was crying.
Well, I just got my kids and left. When I got home, DH asked
why DS was crying. I told him, and he got mad. He called
SIL and asked her to keep the kids until DS went to school.
Then he called GMIL and asked her what it was that DS tore up because
we were going to go buy him another one. She told him that DS
didn't even tear it up! She just told DS that! DH told
her nicely that the kids were going to stay with SIL the next day,
and then he hung up. Well, the next day DH and DS went over
there to get some of the kids' stuff. I won't go into all the
details, but they got into an argument, and DH and DS went to the
car to leave. She ran out there, jerked the door open, and told
DH that he's not going anywhere. DH tried to back up and close
the door, and she started hitting him with her fists! This is
a 65 year old woman! DH called the cops, and she said that she
was going to tell the cops that we abused our kids. Then, she
proceeded to tell DS that the cops were going to take him away from
us, and he would never see us again. When the cops got there,
they had to hold her back so that DH could leave. He should
have pressed charges against her, but he didn't want to do that because
she was his grandmother. To top it all off, GMIL called MIL
and told her a bunch of cr@p about how DH started it all, and the
reason that she wouldn't let DH leave was because he had two of her
grandkids in the car, and he wouldn't let them out! Then, MIL
told DH that if he pressed charges against GMIL, that she would never
forgive MIL. DH is a pretty big man, and he had marks on him
where GMIL hit him! Needless to say, that was the last time
GMIL will ever see any of us!
Signed - Mental Illness
Runs In the Family
(
I want my own
Frequent Fry Her TM
Page )
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Frequent
Fry Her TM
- Mental Case For MIL, 4 of 4 Needed
/Posted: 4-SEP-02
Okay, remember that I told you earlier about MIL
smoking in my house? DS, who is 4 years old, was talking to
MIL on the phone the other night, and out of the blue he said, "You
can't smoke in my house." Well, MIL got all upset and
told DS to give DH the phone. She accused him of getting DS
to tell her that. We haven't even mentioned this subject since
it occurred. She wanted to know why she couldn't smoke in
the house. Then, she played innocent, saying that she didn't
know that we didn't smoke in the house (even though we have already
discussed this with her). DH went through the whole spill
about how no one (not even us) smokes in the house, etc., etc.
She said, "Well, if I can't smoke in the house, then I won't
come in your house anymore. I'll pick DS up when he wants
to come to my house, but I'm not coming in the house."
Ouch. That just hurt my feelings terribly. We'll see
how true that is. She just wanted DH to say, "Okay mommy,
you can do whatever you want." If she sticks to her word,
she's going to look kind of stupid standing outside for her favorite
son's birthday party!"
Signed - I Don't Care
if I Ever See Her Again
(
I want my own
Frequent Fry Her TM
Page )
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