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Mother-In-Law Mall
A place to find great gifts!
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Mother-In-Law Stories
December 27, 2006
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Worst gift: I am so
frustrated with my ILs. I always go out of my way to buy them very
nice Christmas gifts and always acknowledge birthdays with at least
a card and nice phone call. Well, here passes yet another birthday
without so much as a friggin' card. So I have decided to take back
all of their Christmas gifts and get them what I really want to.
MIL: I am taking back the beautiful presents I worked so hard to
pick out and am giving you something that you can really use - a
beard and mustache trimmer! Seriously, how can you not see your
mountain-man mustache? There is one hair, especially, that dangles
over your lip. It is all I can do to keep my food down when I see
it flapping in the breeze as you nag at me. FIL: Well, you were
a little more difficult, but I think I have found something you
will love. 2 gifts actually. A bag of sugar and a yardstick.
The bag of sugar is to throw into your mouth whenever the sour face
comes out when you hear that something good has happened to your
only son! The yardstick is to be used to slap your face whenever
you start running your son into the dirt! OK, maybe that should
be my present to myself, because slapping your big old head will
be lovely. SIL: I have decided to get you something you have probably
never heard of: Condoms. Since you seem more interested in getting
laid than actually finishing high school, I think you should at
least protect "us" from ever having to deal with your
offspring.
Signed - The New Santa
Claus
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Frequent
Fry Her TM - mommyonamission,
2 of 4 needed/Posted: 27-DEC-06
About a month ago my DH and
I needed some legal documents notarized, in a hurry. So, my bright
DH called my evil MIL and asked her if she knew of a notary. She
knows a lot of people in our county. First off, I reamed my DH
for contacting the "Beyond Nosey, has to know everything, gossiping,
etc. MIL". I told him that it was NONE of her business as
to why we needed the notary, etc. Wouldn't you know it, the first
thing she asked was, "What do you need a notary for?"
I was proud of DH for NOT telling her! But, later that day we dropped
some things off at her house and she started her probing. She didn't
ask my DH a thing because she knew that he wouldn't budge, but OOOHHHHH
did she try to work it out of me. It started off, "Is everything
ok?" Then, when I told her that everything was fine, she persisted,
"Well, is there something I can do? Are you sure you guys
are ok?" The woman just makes me want to puke! She has no
GENUINE concern for me or my family whatsoever, and she has proven
that time and time again. She just wanted to know, the nosey b!tch!
A couple of months ago my DH and I had told my MIL that she could
have a couple of couches that we were getting rid of. She was happy
about that because all of her furniture is basically cr@p. I phoned
her yesterday to let her know that we would be by later this afternoon
to bring them and help her get the old furniture out. She told
me that she was just not ready for them, but she guessed that that
would be fine. This was coming from a person who works 2 days a
week, for 4 hours at a time! I told her that we needed to get them
out of our home because I had my "new" furniture delivered
today. Boy did that sound the alarm with her, lol. "I didn't
know you were getting new furniture!", she said in a whiny
voice. That's right MIL, dear, and why the he!! should you know
every little nook and cranny about my grown life? What a nosey
and ungrateful B!TCH!
Signed - Nosey Has A
New Name, And It's My MIL!
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This story isn't of my
own MIL (although she has really amazed me with some of her stunts).
This is about my DHs youngest sister and her MIL. My SIL had a
baby boy with her H (not "dear" husband). The baby had
to have open-heart surgery when he was only 7 days old. After 2.5
months in the NICU, he was finally allowed to come home with explicit
instructions that he see his cardiologist if he so much as sneezed
wrong. Over the next 6.5 years there were 3 more open-heart surgeries
and numerous other surgeries/procedures. By this time SIL and BIL
had a baby girl and the MIL had convinced my SIL to sign over custody
of her DS (only), saying that she could take better care of him
while my SIL went back to school (she really just wanted his SS
check!). A few months later there was a stomach flu going through
school and my DN began complaining that his stomach was hurting
really bad. She ignored him, assuming it was this virus. Now remember,
he's supposed to see his cardiologist for any kind of illness.
She let him suffer this stomach ache for 2 days before finally taking
him to the hospital (really small town, no clinics, just a hospital
an hour away). When they got to the hospital, she reported him
as having a stomach flu and never mentioned his heart condition.
After 30+ minutes in the waiting room my DN told her, "Granny,
I'm not going to make it through this," He threw up and collapsed.
He didn't have the stomach flu - he was having a heart attack for
2 days. Although the doctors worked on DN for a long time, they
were never able to bring him back. A month after the funeral we
found out that BIL had a GF the whole time SIL was pregnant and
MIL knew all about it! Almost 4 years later, BIL and MIL have had
no contact with any of us, not even the new baby, and my SIL still
has severe problems blaming herself for her son's death. Every
year on his birthday we have a party and release balloons for him
- he would have been 10 this year.
Signed - Sad In The South
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