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This is just an update on my FABULOUS MIL.  After the lovely Xmas gift and the comments, she again visited us one day after a football match and, yep, once again gave DH two gifts and me none.  This is fine, but why does she feel the need to always comment on it.  She gave DH the 2 gifts and then after 5 minutes said to me, "Oh, I was going to get you something, but next time I'll get something for you."  It makes me feel as if she 's always apologizing for her bad behavior because she knows exactly what she does!!!  I need your help.  What are good (respectful) comeback lines to use on MIL (so I don't become the meanie like her) whenever she:  A)  Does that whole bad gift/no gift apology (always appearing sooooo sincere in front of DH).  B)  Makes comments about my appearance, zits, etc. (remember, she puts across her comments as jokes ha ha).  Please see my earlier postings under this same heading.  I am just soooo completely fed up with pretentious MIL!!!  I wouldn't mind if she were outright mean, but the whole deceptive niceness with subtle insults sucks!!  HELP!!

        Signed - Tejara
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frequent fry her - GodMILla, 4 of 4 needed Frequent Fry Her TM. - GodMILla, 4 of 4 needed/Posted: 6-FEB-07
My MIL and FIL continue to be idiots.  MIL and FIL have a gas stove in their kitchen.  Several other appliances in their home are also powered by gas.  Several months ago MIL detected a gas leak, which is a good thing.  It took the local gas company literally several months to come and fix the leak.  In the meantime, FIL was also trying to fix the leak on his own.  They got tired of making meals in their microwave or eating out after several weeks.  So, what do they decide to do, in all of their brilliance?  Instead of something practical (i.e., buying a small electric hot plate or using an outdoor barbecue grill), they rigged up a gas stove in their kitchen.  They found an OUTDATED propane gas tank in the back of a barn located on their property, one without the standard warnings and safety valves that you find nowadays.  Also, it is illegal to refill this type.  The tank was actually fairly large, bigger than the ones you find on a barbecue grill.  They put this rusty old propane tank INSIDE their kitchen.  They put a wire "ring" stand over it.  They placed a WOK on the ring stand.  They kept having to re-light the propane tank since the gas kept "going out" on them.  And they cooked CHRISTMAS DINNER on that rigged contraption while the smoke alarms kept going off.  CAN WE SAY POTENTIAL EXPLOSION HAZARD???!!!  Any idiot can tell you that it is DANGEROUS to have propane tanks inside the house, much less rusty old ones with no safety valves.  Not only can it explode, but you can get carbon monoxide poisoning from this!  DH assured me that his engineer father "knew what he was doing", but I am not so sure.  I should have called the fire department on them.  They just simply have no respect for safety, and I absolutely will not leave my children alone in their care.

        Signed - DIL of GodMILla
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frequent fry her - GodMILla Frequent Fry Her TM. - GodMILla,/Posted: 6-FEB-07
I hate my MIL.  While we were having the Christmas dinner, referenced in the above FFH story (cooked atop illegally rigged propane gas stove), which, by the way, consisted of a horrible array of stir fried vegetables (FOR CHRISTMAS!!!  FOR GOD'S SAKE - COULDN'T YOU JUST ORDER A HONEY BAKED HAM?!?!).  DH and I both mentioned how stressed we were at work.  DH works practically 24/7 in a new entrepreneurial venture, and I work long days and oftentimes don't get home until eight or nine in the evening.  Between that and our charitable activities (and actually trying to find some time to be with one another), we decided that it was time to hire somebody to help us clean the house.  Sure, it's a little pricey, but we really value our sanity and our time with one another, and we were both agreeable to it.  So, when this popped up over dinner, MIL (who is as cheap as polyester underwear, let me tell you) very INDIGNANTLY said to me, "It's JUST the two of you, can it possibly be THAT difficult to clean up after my son?"  OH MY GOD!!!  I just about blew a gasket.  My whole life's purpose is not to clean up after her son.  And, BTW, he agrees.  Thankfully, DH stood up for me and announced to his parents that he had actually had a maid prior to getting married FIVE YEARS ago (he never admitted this to his mom because he knew that her reaction would be that he was wasting money on things that he should be able to handle himself).  What a b!tch.

        Signed - My Whole Life's Purpose Is Not To Clean Up After Her Son
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