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Mother-In-Law Stories
March 25, 2008
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MIL: How much did your
sisters engagement ring cost?
ME: I dunno, maybe five thousand?
MIL: Seems like a lot to me.
DH: I don't think it's five thousand for that ring.
ME: I just said that I don't know. I pulled the number out of
thin air.
MIL: I think engagement rings should be three hundred.
DH: You can get $3,500 for the ring she has.
ME: Didn't you listen? I just said that I don't know the exact
number!
MIL: You shouldn't spend that much on a ring.
DH: If it is five thousand, he got scammed!
ME: I CHOSE A RANDOM NUMBER! YOU DON'T ASK PEOPLE THAT RUDE QUESTION!
Oh my god! I can see where DH gets his stupidity from!
Signed - True Story.
Names Have Been Removed To Protect The Stupid
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DH found out that he has
some health problems. He was then told what and what not to eat.
When he told his mother that he cannot eat his favorite baked good,
she then told me, "So, that means you cannot bake him anything
anymore?" For the record, we've been married for over a year
now, and I've only made him sweets twice, so boo hoo for me. Then,
she said that he will have to eat healthier, and that he gets that
from her. This is the woman who buys THREE types of chip dip for
her own personal use (to eat the same night, btw). She drinks beer
every single night. She had a child 30 years ago, and still complains
about "baby weight" (I am aware that it's hard to get
the baby weight off, but 30 years? AND, she is eating better than
we all are?). She then called a bacon/eggs/sausage breakfast "healthy".
DH took me to a beautiful restaurant just because, and then she
asked me, "How come I'm not going? Why do you always get to
go?" Maybe it's because I put up with his snoring night after
night, or his lovely gas? I deserve it! She constantly (no lie,
every single time I'm around her) asks, "Have you had enough
of him yet? Why do you still love him?" No, I married the
goof for the sex (HA!). One day of her and I'm ready to lose it!
Signed - Had To Vent!
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Frequent
Fry Her TM.
- AWorldAwayFromNormal/Posted: 25-MAR-08
Oh yuck!!!! I'm seeing more and more how
my MIL has an unhealthy obsession with my DH. His birthday was
this past weekend. She called and left a voicemail wishing him
happy birthday, and saying that she wished she could be here to
"spank your little bottom 21 times". Sorry, you creepy
old woman, but that little bottom is only going to be spanked by
me. Plus, she gave BMIL our new number. BMIL left a voicemail
singing happy birthday to DH. Luckily, I checked the messages and
was able to delete it before he heard it. He didn't need another
holiday ruined by those people. And now to change our number again
and "forget" to give the new one to MIL *sigh*.
Signed - That Woman Just
Doesn't Learn
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